Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Ugh, Cookies

I've never met a cookie I didn't like.
Today was the orgasmic day I wait for all year. The cookie exchange.
I came home today with no fewer than 70 cookies.
I ate like 10.
Right now I want to die.
I feel so sick from the sugar that I can't stand it.
My weight this morning was 222.
Enough already.
I'm better than this.

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